so this customer called B&N today and after having the longest argument with him about how we don't carry the book he wanted this ensued
imagine him talking in a siiick azn accent
customer:
so what other bookstore are there in southern california?
me:
uh. borders? everything else is a small independent store
customer:
okay. so borders and barnes and noble?
me:
uhm. yes sir.
customer:
so why no borders and barnes and nobles get together make one big super company?
me:
well sir, because that would be a monopoly and thats against the law.
customer:
ok. i have starbuck card...
me:
ok...sir...is there anything else i can---
customer:
Do you. Do you want to have coffee with me? i have starbuck card.
me:
uhm. no.
customer:
you sure? i have starbuck card.
me:
sir, i don't think my BOYFRIEND would be okay with that.
customer:
oh. okay. well. are you positive?
me:
positive.
customer:
if you change your mind. you let me know.
me:
no.
and thats when i hung up the phone.
seriously, what a fucking crazy day at work. fucking ridic.
i shouldve told him my girlfriend wouldnt be okay with it...then im sure he wouldve hung up right away. lolz. oh b&n, you never cease to deliver the crazies
