February 2010
1 post
September 2009
7 posts
“Two spermies don’t make a baby”
– Pam
August 2009
8 posts
deadbeat summer - neon indian
goodbye summer...
ROFL
Leeds: so why was your mom being a crazy?
JTT: IDK. Menopause?
leeda riot: i wish i was a rich bitch
leeda riot: im just a bitch
marc defiant: you're rich with bitch
marc defiant: if that counts.
“In a way, I’m an abortion”
– Marc Defiant
July 2009
32 posts
“she wasn’t fat. she was just full of bitch”
– marc defiant
no such thing as too many boyfriends
leeda: so my photog. boyf. is gonna be there
darren: which one?
leeda: hello, my only photog. boyf. T.N.
darren: ohhh. THAT guy. well god you have so many boyfriends it's hard to keep up.
adv. make-up class will be missed
Leeda: So, what are you?
Monica: A Lawn Devil thing
Leeda: Like, 'your-boyfriend's-gnome-is-on-fire' lawn thing? (::inside joke::)
Monica: no, like 'i'll terrorize your lawn' thing
Debbie: what? i'll pee on your lawn
Morgan: that's not okay
we've got a thing for punx
Leeda: i call dibs on that guy.
Tommy: No Way! You're gonna have to fight my erection first
lover not a fighter
leeda: why do you hate him?
glenn: i don't hate him. i just don't wish him the best in life.
how to pick up chicks
so this customer called B&N today and after having the longest argument with him about how we don't carry the book he wanted this ensued
imagine him talking in a siiick azn accent
customer: so what other bookstore are there in southern california?
me: uh. borders? everything else is a small independent store
customer: okay. so borders and barnes and noble?
me: uhm. yes sir.
customer: so why no borders and barnes and nobles get together make one big super company?
me: well sir, because that would be a monopoly and thats against the law.
customer: ok. i have starbuck card...
me: ok...sir...is there anything else i can---
customer: Do you. Do you want to have coffee with me? i have starbuck card.
me: uhm. no.
customer: you sure? i have starbuck card.
me: sir, i don't think my BOYFRIEND would be okay with that.
customer: oh. okay. well. are you positive?
me: positive.
customer: if you change your mind. you let me know.
me: no.
and thats when i hung up the phone.
seriously, what a fucking crazy day at work. fucking ridic.
i shouldve told him my girlfriend wouldnt be okay with it...then im sure he wouldve hung up right away. lolz. oh b&n, you never cease to deliver the crazies
newsstand eavesdropper
dude 1: oh maaaan. she's so hot. she gives me suuuuch a boner.
dude 2: who? katherine heigl?
dude 1: yeah, but she's a fucking crazy.
lol. at least guys sometimes know when girls are fucking psychos.
the old days
monica: did you know she rides a vespa?
debbie: does she fit on one?
can you tell - Ra Ra Riot
nothing can describe...
“so, pizookie thursday. you can’t get out of it or i will…defriend...”
– marc defiant.
i love ballz →
thanks to marc defiant for that one. it’s not what you think it is, ya perv.
She'z N Control
just know nothing will ever make sense here.